Ian had been watching his favorite Digital Firestarter videos when the news was broke to him that we would be interviewing Slightly Stoopid. He immediately came up with an activity that we could do with the band…Street Magic?

Ian had only tried a magic trick once before and due to a pending lawsuit we cannot directly describe the details. Lets just say that as long as the tricks didn’t involve a “chainsaw” and a “troupe of boy scouts” we were confident that Ian wouldn’t “injure” anyone “important.”

After practicing for 3 weeks in the dirtiest motel in Orlando, Ian had finally nailed down 3 – 6 solid tricks. He predicted before the interview that he would not be able to perform tricks 4 - 6 because there was a severe lack of small wet babies and absolutely no tall hooker stripper moms. Unfortunately, he was right.

We arrived in Tampa, Florida some time around 11:38 AM and quickly found a parking spot in front of a parking meter. Ian volunteered to pay and continued to insert “Canadian Geese Dollars” into the machine. Being that the coins were the size and shape of hockey pucks, the thickness prevented them from being deposited. Ian took out his anger on an 18-year-old girl standing directly next to him and holding the Bible. He asked her if she knew her way back to the local whorehouse. When she replied “Yes” Ian proceeded to ask if they took Canadian currency (probably trying to find a way to feed the meter). She then replied, “What is a Canadian currency?”

At the interview, Ian started out by asking the band some questions, a staple of interviews since 1342 B.C. During the first minutes of the interview, a shirtless “southern white boy” can be heard propositioning the band for sex by hollering from the passenger side of his best friend’s ride. Since Ian recognized that the band didn’t want no scrub, he ignored the boy and continued to not be a complete and total idiot.

Chris Angel is referenced many times in the interview by Ian saying “Eat my DICK Chris Angel!” This is due to the fact that Ian wants Chris Angel to eat his dick.

Ian has always felt threatened my magicians. When he was a boy a magician took his father away from him when he was 2, leaving the family to fend for themselves. Ian never saw the magician, but was told the story by his mother. Since then he has made it his mission in life to insult every single magician, except for David Blaine because that guy is cool.

The band was so impressed by Ian’s “attempt” at street magic, they decided to autograph a deck of cards for him. Since Ian can’t read American handwriting, a curse every Canadian shares, he decided to let a fan win the deck of cards through a contest.

Congratulations to Poy Alpan for winning the autographed deck of cards from the interview! Go to our Contests page for more contests!